Monday, September 26, 2011

Working on her fitness...

Lily is just a slip of a puppy... She is dainty and delicate like a girl should be... I used to worry about my appearance too - back when I was an only dog and the sun would rise and set for my mama in every thing I did... That all changed when she blew up my scene so, admittedly, I have lost some of my motivation to hit the gym... These days - I eat what I want and blame the appearance of extra lbs on my furry Pom lineage...

Now - don't get me wrong - I have no interest in having another little sib, but I would be lying if I didn't sometimes wish Lily knew what it felt like to be replaced with a newer, younger model... But I am starting to think that she might have a little inkling into what that might feel like thanks to a Pom named Boo...  [Welcome to my world!!! How does it feel Lily??] Mama is obsessed with this little guy... [frankly - I am sick of hearing how "cute" he is too!!!!] but - I would be lying if I said I didn't relish seeing her feel a bit insecure and manic [so thanks Boo - if you come to Baltimore on your book tour - I will buy you a chewie]... Example: yesterday... Daddy went out to watch football - Mama stayed home with us because she said she felt "subhuman"...  [Whatever that means: I like it! She just layed on the couch ALL DAY!!!!] But I digress...

Rather than just crash in the sun and enjoy a nice scratch - I look over and the kid is doing calisthenics in her sleep!!!! I could almost read her mad little mind [Screw you Boo! I am the cutest dog in the world!!!! I will not be outdone!!!! I am Lily Luv!!!!!!] 

You be the judge... I smell blood in the water... The kid is growing up... fast...


Sweet dreams Lily... feeling a little restless ???  a little anxious??? What are you running from??? Could it be... BOO!!!!! [He is coming for you Lily... and he just might be the cutest dog in the world!!!!! My handsome, furry self excluded]... I smell COMPETITION!!!!!